quodlibet  

I heard you deleted our connoisseur's selection of internet porn. Thank goodness the Prince of Porn left his stash of illicit videotapes for us.

Network security must be maintained with rigourous vigilance, or else I might be defeated in Counterstrike.

Yet this transgression must not remain unpunished. I ration you to one square of toilet paper. A day.

One square? Hey, you have no right to ration my, or anybody else's toilet paper in this house!

In the South African army, only one square allowed, and that was luxury. ONE SQUARE!!!

Turning into another devil, he is.