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Well? What is your response, oh 'Santa Claus'?

Um, kid. Why don't you stand there and tell me what you really want.

Bribery for my silence, is it?

Uh...yeah.

The keys to the missile silos across America and your obedience to me as your Galactic Overlord. Simple requests for one of your stature.

I...see. Wait right here and let me see what I can do about that.