FTC 49: Surprise, surprise

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 18, 2004

by quodlibet
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
I know you're black already, silly!
Actually, I'm just a waiter here at the truck stop, and we're not allowed to accept, er, 'favours' for meals any longer.
I thought the clientele looked a little...informal.