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I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.

Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!

I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!

I know you're black already, silly!

Actually, I'm just a waiter here at the truck stop, and we're not allowed to accept, er, 'favours' for meals any longer.

I thought the clientele looked a little...informal.