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I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.

Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!

I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!

You know I love you, regardless of what you've done, or how terrible it is. Please, Neal, tell me.

I bust my credit card on my other girl, so I told these nice waiters that you'd wash dishes for our meal tonight.

Uhm...