FTC 49: ...we're a hap-py fam-il-y!

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 18, 2004

by quodlibet
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
What's that?
I was the man -- and the voice -- behind Barney the purple dinosaur.
Oh GOD. I knew you were too good to be true. Stay away from me, you freak!