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Detrimental in what way? You said you'd do anything for me.

Sucking out my eyeballs seems a bit excessive, dear. I need my eyes.

No, you don't. You don't even notice that I've gained three-quarters of a pound.

I can't chauffeur you around if I'm blind, and I'll never be able to tell you that dress doesn't make you look fat.

You do have a point there. Maybe just one eyeball? Please?

Let me think about that. NO.