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Well, then would you do something to prove how much you love me?

I'm starting to have second thoughts about having wild sex with you, Maura.

Oh, it's got nothing to do with sex.

What do you want? A diamond ring? Money? A job? Children? Car repairs? Nightly phone calls? Toilet seat down?

After I die, will you eat my brains? It's a sign of affection in some societies.

Let me see.... NO.