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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

Too Many of My Townsfolk Believe This Is Logically Coherent:

by r2_d2
4-25-08


	I don't understand. Why is the diocese closing Our Lady of the Assumption?


	We just don't have enough money or parishoners to go on. We're going to have to merge with Sts. Cyril and Methodius.


	What!? that's Blasphemy! Our Slovak Catholic church is going to join with those Czech bastards?


	*Well, the community's shrinking, and economically, our aging population can't support a Slovak church, Czech church, Czechoslovakian church, Polish church, and* a western Polish church anymore.**


	Economically, huh? Well, if the economy's tanking, I shouln't have to suffer. It's those damned immigrants' fault, you know.