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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

In Which a Penguin Tries To Talk Like "Herb & Jamaal"

by r2_d2
8-08-08


	Why aren't you going to the big speed dating shindig tonight?


	Besides the $15? Because the kind of woman I'm after is the kind who never says "The Steelers are playing—let's go do anything else."


	Don't you think that's a bit "beggars trying to be choosers"?


	Not at all. Marketing research has actually shown that the Steelers have the largest female fanbase in all of football, if not all of sports.


	Even more than that famous women's basketball league?


	*I meant actual* sports. And hetereosexual women—is that really too much to ask?**

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R2's Adventures in Dating