The Real Reason They Won't Let Me Go On Jeopardy!

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 2, 2012

by r2_d2
3-02-12
It's not that I'd win too much money. It's that I have just one interesting personal fact for the interview segment:
Some people collect stamps. Some people collect baseball cards. But our next contestant has a rather unique collection of his own:
That's right, Alex. I collect Popeye dolls. But not just any Popeye dolls—only Popeye dolls that I've won out of crane machines.
In fact, I'm in the process of verifying it with Guinness, because I do believe I have a legitimate claim to the World's Largest Crane Machine Popeye Dolls Collection title.
How large is your collection?
And except for the Guinness part (because I'm too cheap and lazy to do the paperwork), this is 100% true.
I have three such Popeyes.
I hate my job.