Poetic Justice

Author: r2_d2

Date: April 22, 2012

by r2_d2
4-22-12
Heaven, 2:30 p.m.
So how did you end up here?
Car accident. You?
I went swimming at the beach during my vacation to Florida.
So, you drowned? Shark attack?
No, there was a box jellyfish off the coast of New Zealand.
Let me guess: when you were alive, you ran a homeopathic medicine shoppe, didn't you?