randomstalker  

Sorry dad..

Sorry isn't good enough. What you did was very, very naughty.

I don't understand what's so bad, dad..

You just shouldn't use that kind of language! If you do, you'll become a drunken hooligan coming in at 3 in the morning, yelling and singing!

Like you were, dad?

Shut the fuck up, you little arrogant sonuvabitch!