The Little Vagina I Never Had

Author: recoveryproject

Date: September 19, 2003

by recoveryproject
9-19-03
The First Day of School
So kids, I just want to ask you some questions to get this class started off. First how many in the class are hermaphrodites?
Good good, glad to see there's some he-she's in the class. Did I ever tell you about my mother/father who took a loaded shotgun to his/her head?
Oh jeeze looks like I'm getting off the topic here, back to our story time, The Little Engine that Could. It's about how life has no meaning no matter how hard you try.