redneckpimp4187

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I'm in Iraq... Baghdad, specifically... and exceedingly bored. Being stupid and creative all at once is my sad goal here.

Random + Stupid (= To Date or Not)

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05

The moral...


	Hey there... I'm exceedingly lame, but I'd like your digits anyhow.


	If I don't look, maybe this knob will go away.


	I cannot control what comes out of my mouth sometimes... Hibbidy hoobadie-floobadoob jibby-jam-jam Afghanistan!!! Ahem!...The ladies seem to love it.

...If you're really dumb or extra weird, do not try to pick up the ladies. They will hurt you.


	Sorry about that... I seem to have gotten spittle on your shirt.


	Is it okay if I just punch you in the face?