Random + Stupid (= Naivete vs Hookers)

Author: redneckpimp4187

Date: February 5, 2005

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
The moral...
Freaky sex... green hair... tattoos... scars... one tooth... so freakin' hot!
Hey you hot, blue stick figure... you lookin' for some action?
What do you charge for a Bohemian Rhapsodomy with a Dirty Sanchez, followed by a Donkey Punch and a Monroe Transfer?
Well, typically, that'd be $200... but this week I've got the clap, so now it's only $75.
...Know your social diseases.
Sweet... sounds like a bargain! Time for slappin' them skins!... but what's the "clap?"
Forget I mentioned it... let's go before you figure it out.