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| This is a true story I just made up about my great uncle Lou. You see, Lou was an honest man who always paid his taxes and recycled. | |
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| One day while he was watching the Andy Griffith show and he sprouted some horns. With his new horns, he went and stabbed some hippies to death. | |
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| Oh, how my great uncle Lou loved to stab them hippies. Legend has it that it gave him sexual release. | |
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| But Jesus was watching from his invisible fortress up in Rhode Island. He didn't approve of brutely killing people for personal pleasure. So Jesus blasted Lou with his fire breath. | |
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| Lou then turned into a giant lizard creature and ate 16 nuns. Jesus then used his laser eyes on Lou which made him blow up and die. Later that day, Lou died again because he had an extra life. | |
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| (I wonder what a booby feels like) | |
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