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| I was out buying ice cream with my foster dad Bill Cosby one day, when suddenly, a gaggle of zombie ninjas entered the parlar. They was all "Gimmie all the chocolate sprinkles or receive death!" | |
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| I said "Shut up. I'm bonding with my father. He just got out of vietnam! Show some respect!" the zombie ninja walked over, looked my foster dad straight in the eyes and said "Care for a line dance?" | |
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| Bill Cosby then started to urinate all over the zombie ninja. The earth stood silent. Then they broke out in laughter. Then everyone around the universe started line dancing. | |
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| I said "Hey! You forgot to give me jimmies!"......Bill Cosby was so angry at me that he shot my pet bumble bee. "BUZZY!!!!" I exclaimed. "Stop exclaiming, JERK!" said Bill Cosby. | |
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