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| This is an educatinal story that my dear grandpapa used to tell me before nappy time. It was about that dead guy who invented gravity or something. Before him, there was no gravity | |
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| so people would just float away. But then Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under an apple tree. Why would he be doing this, you ask? Well, Sir Isaac Newton was very poor so he sat under the tree all day | |
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| and waited until an apple fell on his head, so he could eat it. But of course there was no gravity so the apple would just float away, into space. He got very angry. And hungry. | |
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| So Sir Isaac Newton decided to make gravity with what supplies he had. He made it out of two paper clips, a rubber band and glitter. He made lots of bling bling with that invention, but he lost it all | |
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| because some guy stole it. So he continued to sit under the tree, waiting for an apple. But one day instead of an apple, a banana fell on his head. Sir Isaac Newton was so confused that he ate his mom | |
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| (to learn more about Sir Isaac Newton contact your local library....poop....) | |
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