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| There once was this really awesome guy. He was so awesome. All the ladies wanted to sex him up, and all the guys wanted to watch. One day zombie ninjas came to beat him up, but he was way too awesome | |
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| so he kicked them all in the face 86 times each and then he smoked a cigarette, because smoking cigarettes is awesome, like him. The ninja zombies threw big knives at him. | |
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| He was so awesome that even the knives liked him, so they took his orders. The awesome guy ordered the knives to cut off the zombie ninja's wieners off. So they did. | |
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| The majority of them said "AHHH!!!" while the others said "EEEE!!!" But the awesome guy said ":D" and then did an Irish jig. He accidentally jigged all the way in a hole. The zombie ninjas laughed. | |
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| The awesome guy was kept captive in that hole for 4000 years until he realised there was a laddar. The first thing he did now that he was free was eat 24 tacos....I'm drunk. | |
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| (this story is so good that it even makes me forget I have AIDs) | |
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