Ya wanna buy shit-I mean candy?

Author: rug

Date: October 22, 2003

by rug
10-22-03
Candy: The low point of societal youth
*sniff sniff* You smell that?
Candy!
I want M&M's...make that 2 packs, no 3, no 4, just hand it over!
I haven't had these many girls wanting my sugar since...well, never
Sure this candy is horrible for my teeth as well as energy distribution, but if it means I can waste my parent's hard earned money on over priced mass produced sugary products, then it was worth it!
I've become everything I loathe, a candy salesman. That's it, Russell, just tuck that nasty conscience away.