The average hard-core Born-Again discusses his movie-going habits with people he meets on the street
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| Did you see "The Passion"? My wife and I went to see it with our six semi-legitimate children. Boy! I tell you, it reaffirmed my faith!... | |
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| Um... yeah... you *do* realize that it was an excessively violent movie that just manages to get $7 off of the ultra-religious. | |
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| I mean, I was born-again 6 times before, but this inspired me to go to church twice a day, put nails into my own hands, make my kids carry the firewood so they know how it feels to carry the cross... | |
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| Um... OK... you do realize it was just a movie. I mean, Mary Magdaline was that chick from the Matrix... the one posing in the magazine that you keep behind the crapper... so... um... please go away | |
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| Let me tell you! It makes me recognize that Jesus really is with us and I hope to meet him when I go to heaven, like I know I will because I've seen and loved Mel Gibson's film! Have you found Jesus? | |
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| You know nothing of my work. | |
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