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by slane
8-02-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
What makes Shane's religion different than, say, Wahhabi Islam?
In one, when you die you get 72 virgins. In the other you get 2 bachelor-party stripper/whores from Troy & all your dead wives as sex slaves!
"I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them."-David Berkowitz
I'm disappointed to report that the soul I've been assigned to guard has been demoted to fiery HELL!
Mine too. At least we didn't draw the short straw & get the job as ol' 2WH0RE's guardian angel!!!
"The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell."  ~Sean Ningen
So if he really IS some kind of deviant Mormon, he is in fact, a Christian!
Yes, but just barely. His Texas sex-cult believes in a very non-mainstream whacked-out version of Jesus.
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