"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| What RELIGION is 0I' "2-WH0RES" anyway? Is he Xtian? or Pagan? A Nature-worshipper? A Heretic? | |
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| I think he belongs to the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, cause they let you have as many wives as you want. | |
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| Isn't that some brand of polygamous Mormon splinter group where they keep a huge harem of teen girls on a fortified compound in Texas? | |
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| Yeah. If Shane lived there they'd call him THIRTEEN WH0RES Donaldson. He'd bed 'em 2-at-a-time. A different toothsome twosome every night of the week. | |
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"...thy rope of sands..." ------------------------------------GE0RGE HERBERT (1593-1623)
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| 2x7=14! On Sunday nights Alison (as senior wife) would get the marital bed all to herself! | |
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| Hey, a man's gotta sleep sometime! | |
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