"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| Jenna Jameson is just the latest in a line of moviestar hotties w/ double initials: Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Doris Day... | |
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| My favorite is Linda Lovelace, star of 1972's porn masterpiece DEEP THR0AT! She's my idol when it comes to giving head. | |
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"...stuff I thy throat..." ~ Shakespeare, KING RICHARD THE SEC0ND [Act1Sc1]
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| There's a weird connection between her & old "2-WH0RES." Back in the 7O's there was a porno Drive-In outside Whitehall... | |
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| The way I heard it is that a young, sex-crazed Jim & Mary Donaldson were grindin' one out in the car while Linda slurped her way to stardom on the big screen! | |
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"With an outstretch'd throat I'll tell the world aloud what man thou art." -------------------------------------Shakespeare, MEASURE F0R MEASURE [Act2Sc4]
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| Nine months later baby "2-WH0RES" was born. He was like a byproduct of that movie... | |
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| Lotsa guys were... Guys like Ed Sheehy & Pat Ripley & Justin "Sharp 'n Queer." | |
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