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"2-WH0RES" === by === A. K. BIGGS
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| How now? One of our finely crafted shape-shifting robo-whores has worm-holed into our vaporous afterlife in the celestial sky-world. What news do you bring of your travels? | |
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| We were unsuccessful in attempting to gain access to earth-man "2-WH0RES" Donaldson. We were sent to his home village, but he had been removed to Iraq. | |
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"...lecherous as a monkey & the whores called him a mandrake..." -------- Shakespeare, 2 HENRY VI [Act3Sc2]
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| Did you at least get to have lesbian intercourse with his hot sister Melissa? We all know she is recently divorced & H0T T0 TR0T. | |
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| Almost. I talked her into sucking liquor shots off my neck & navel but no genital contact. Help me get to Quonochontaug, Rhode Island to give it one more dykey try! | |
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"Lest myself be guilty to self-wrong, I'll stop mine ears against the mermaid's song." ---------Shakespeare, THE C0MEDY 0F ERR0RS [Act 3 Sc 2]
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| 0.K. but if this is going to work, we need to lube your sex-chassis. Bend over & I'll shoot greasy green monkey-spunk in your beef-lipped L0WER H0LE. | |
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| It hasn't got the proper pumping-out that it needed in so long, I'm embarrassed to admit: its full of rusty crust. | |
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