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I. Am. Sassy.
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by slowbeef
1-14-04
On this starry night, two who were destined for love meet.
I am Jordan, the flying fish that listens to Rob Zombie a lot.
I am Frenchy, the man with no distinctive character traits - save being French - and it is nice to meet you.
The dance of seduction.
I was worried about going on a blind date, since I've never been on one before. But you seem like a good-looking, well-mannered Frenchman.
Oui, Les poisson. You are quite a handsome fish in your own right. Do you want to go to a sushi restaurant, followed by a Rob Zombie concert, then go back to my place and watch "Finding Nemo."
Pursue. Relent. Pursue. Relent. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
I would have to be a cannibal to eat sushi. But I'll take you up on Rob Zombie and "Finding Nemo". But if you'll excuse me, I must go slam into the back of my Dragula.
Fish, you are more human than human.
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