Deep Space Ballyhoo (4) - Take Two

Author: slowbeef

Date: January 16, 2004

by slowbeef
1-16-04
HOUSTON: "Gray, did you just tell the people of Earth, 'Holy shit, a talking monkey'?"
Uh! Uh! No! What I meant was! Um... Hey! Another small step for man!
HOUSTON: "You're lucky we're not really broadcasting this live, Gray. Think of something else to say, and we'll broadcast that when you're ready."
You're not? Is this something you did with Armstrong?
HOUSTON: "Hell yes. On his first take, he said, 'Oh yeah! Guess who's on the moon? Armstrong, baby! Take that, you vodka-snorting commies!'"
God Bless America.