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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #233: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 7

by somnambulist
3-01-09


	Hey, you never told me what happened to that waitress that inspired your fictional comic girlfriend Allison.


	Well, now that her Myspace page is public again, I saw she's gained about 40 pounds and her new boyfriend looks like a giant, idiotic dickweed.

*See http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/somnambulist/357909


	B E F O R E !


	A F T E R !


	Well, I guess you can be happy that at least you didn't get stuck with her?


	I know. It's odd how every girl I break up with or who rejects me gets really fat or really ugly so fast... if only I could find a way to use that as leverage!

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