somnambulist  

So I can't decide if I am going to accept that invitation to a resort in Mexico. I can't really afford it and I hear crime is getting really bad down there lately.

I don't recommend leaving the resort, but you do have the advantage of being almost six feet tall. If they try anything, you can just swat the pests away!

True. So, any luck getting over your recent romantic misadventures?

Nah, I'm still blue. The worst part was watching Scrubs and getting jealous of Zach Braff when he was canoodling with Tara Reid's character.

So? How is that any different than a normal day? I thought you had a thing for blonds!

Normally, I do. But I'd need way more shots before safely touching Tara Reid than you'll need to go visit Mexico!