somnambulist  

So, not only did the bartender cancel on you at the last minute, but now the other girl who was acting interested in you suddenly got a boyfriend too?

Yeah. I can't decide which is worse: if they just aren't at all interested, or if they act positive and flirty and have it all be for naught.

Well, I do have a friend who went seven years in between their last two relationships. This stuff happens.

That doesn't really give me any sort of consolation when I'm one-third of the way there already.

Oh. Right. Well, do you have a good punchline for me, at least? I've been sick in bed all week and need a laugh.

Nope, sorry. I spent most of the day not eating and passed out in bed. No punchline, although I had some pretty good hallucinations ...do those count?