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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #250: Continuity Chameleon, Part 3

by somnambulist
3-25-10


	So, Jon, how are things going with the new girl? I haven't seen you in like, three weeks.


	Pretty good. It's all fantastic, except the part where she is a clueless little communist hell bent on oppressing the whole country, and doesn't really even realize it.


	Wait, I thought you said you'd never settle for... well, for your arch-nemesis, I guess. What were you thinking?


	That if the country is going to shit, I might as well go get laid. I prefer to think of it like a compensatory NFL draft pick.


	And you are not at all worried that this is going to end very badly for you two?


	Nah, I'm mostly just fucking with you. I actually really like her. Plus, when our economy utterly collapses, I might have a better chance of getting a government job?

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