Steve & Squirrel #254: Wishful Thinking

Author: somnambulist

Date: November 7, 2010

by somnambulist
11-07-10
Hey, Allison. Sorry about neglecting you all year.
You do realize I'm still just a fictional idealization of the woman you want to end up with someday, right?
Yeah. But you still treat me better than the real ones.
Well, at least we know that your subconscious still loves you?
Actually, I've been plagued by terrible nightmares of death, violence, and abandonment for weeks now.
In fairness, I didn't specify how much your subconscious loves you.