See "Jurassic Follies Murder Mystery (part 5)" 2-20-18
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| Ever since I was unceremoniously split in half by a murderous squirrel during a police lineup, I've accepted all movie roles. After all, a creative genius such as myself should not be typecast. | |
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| You sound like a great guy. Ya know, I'm like THE biggest creative genius in history so it's perfect that you're talking to me because I'm going to make a big, incredible, new movie. | |
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| What kind of motion picture could possibly contain my enormous and effervescent acting chops? | |
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| My 2024 campaign. I'm gonna call it "Apocalypse Now." | |
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