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| Hi. I need to make an appointment for a routine dental checkup. | |
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| Ok, do you have any insurance? | |
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| Yup. Got me the standard Umass studnet insurance. | |
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| Oh, i'm sorry. Routine checkups are not covered, only Accidents and Injury. | |
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| So let me get this straight. You won't cover a routine checkup, but if I wack myself in the face with this hammer, you'll cover it? | |
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| Here. Use mine. It counts as "Durable Medical Equipment Expenses". | |
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