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| I'm sorry Jared, but we're going to have to let you go. Workforce reductions, and all. You know how it is, right? But before you go, sign these forms. | |
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| Why do I have to sign all these forms? I can't even understand all this legal mumbo jumbo | |
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| RIght, but if you sign all these forms, we'll give you this big fat bag of cash. Free. All yours. Go nuts. Buy lots of stuff. Get a hooker. Get two hookers, we don't care. | |
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| Huh? So let me get this straight. You say you can't afford to pay me my crappy ass salary, so instead you are going to fire me, and give me three times as much as you would have paid me? | |
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| Yup, that's pretty much it, in a nutshell. | |
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