Biff, Dave didn't show up. You'll have to give Bob's eulogy.
But -- I didn't really like Bob very much. In fact, I hated his guts.
Well, just think of something.
Years back, Bob told me about a 3-some he did with a buddy. Bob admitted he was naive then, believing the social protocol required him to blow the other guy. That's the last time I ever spoke to Bob.
