Systris consults her favorite dead rock legend
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| um, kurt...sorry i summoned you from rock heaven but i have a lot going on and i can use some advice... | |
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| um..okay shoot...no wait..i didnt say that...um...go ahead... | |
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| well...my life is a damn mess, and i'm submerged in angst...what do i do? | |
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| um...take some smack and blow your brains out...then let your cuntbag wife screw up your kid and then let your talentless bandmates get rich off your legacy...worked wonders for me... | |
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| WTF!! how in the hell is THAT going to help me!?! i cant believe i idolized you for over 10 years...Your just a hick loser who got lucky with a bunch of mindless songs..fuck you! you lied to me!*sobs* | |
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| Well that's what you get for eating ice cream and NyQuil before going to bed.who do you think i am Jim Morrison? look, thanks for supporting me and my wife's habit. here's a coupon for FYE, piss off! | |
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