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The Customer Is Occasionally Right
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theburninator
7-06-03
Can I help you?
Yeah, I bought something here the other day, and it's damaged. I'd like to return it.
Um, sorry. No returns.
What? No returns?! So what am I supposed to do with a 65 lbs. iron sculpture of the Nativity...that's MISSING BABY JESUS?!
...Might make a keen doorstop.
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03/30/08 - A War Story (5)
03/30/08 - A War Story (4)
03/30/08 - A War Story (3)
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03/03/08 - This is the Life on Mercury (1)
03/03/08 - Master-Debator (OPC 43)
03/03/08 - Wilson, V2.0 (RCD 16)
02/27/08 - BTC 74 Template
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12/14/07 - RandomLayout Productions Presents
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12/14/07 - RandomLayout Productions Presents
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12/13/07 - Upselling (BTC 68)
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12/08/07 - The Saga of Norm and Vinny: Prologue
12/08/07 - The Saga of Norm and Vinny: Prologue
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12/03/07 - The Manager (CC 375)
12/01/07 - The TOBOR Fan Club Sings Nirvana
12/01/07 - RandomLayout Productions Presents
12/01/07 - RandomLayout Productions Presents
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10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part Thirteen: Questionable Capabilities
10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part Doce: An Urge to Reconsider
10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part XI: A Call to Arms!
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10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part Nine: The Scenic Route
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10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part VII: The Quick Goodbye
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10/06/03 - In the Year 2525, Part Quatro: A Monkey Wrench in the Cogs
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07/06/03 - The Customer Is Occasionally Right, Continued
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06/29/03 - The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetype (5)
06/29/03 - The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetype (4)
06/29/03 - The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetype (3)
06/29/03 - The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetpye (2)
06/29/03 - The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetpye (1)
06/28/03 - Crazy Hippie
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