Andy reads a list of people who deserve to be euthanised.
People who stand on escalators. People who think their baby is special. People who make small talk in public bathrooms. People who think the eighties were cool.
Pseudo-intellectuals. Emo kids. Young conservatives. New-money snobs. Old-money pricks. Anyone named "Hubert."
No joke here, people. If you recognize yourself on this list, I'm coming for you, motherfucker.
