*Wheeeeze* *Gasp* Ok... I've got to *gasp* figure out *pant pant* how to... get out *wheeze* of here...
HI HI HI!!
Oh god FUCK! Alright, I give up! Just fucking RAPE ME AND KILL ME ALREADY!!
Rape you and kill you?... Oohhh, the kids found you first didn't they? Haha, well don't worry, you're safe now. Follow me, I'll tell you all about HappyFunLand!