Office Christmas parties suck. I hate these people at this bar just as much as I hate them at work.
Oh, don't be so negative, man! There's fun to be had here. Look at me, for example; I've had six margaritas, and now I'm gonna go flirt with your receptionist!
What?!
Yeah, I've been dying to tap that ass ever since she got that boob job.
Hey, back off, asshole! You know I'm fucking her!
Yeah, and I'm fucking your wife. What's your point?
