I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney.
Wow, that's crazy dude. I've heard Mexico's dangerous; I would have warned you if I knew you were going.
I think I might have a concussion, too, because my memory is a little messed up; like, the office doesn't seem familiar.
