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In "Chaos in Manchester", he was somewhat normal. In "JND.MP3", he was insane. Now, James M. "C-Note" Cornett, the skirt-chasing computer geek, is once again alone. With recent bickering going on between his friends, C-Note's job is about the only safe haven he has left, but he's not even safe there with all the isanity in the town of "North Mexico". But then, in the Cornett Universe, just about anything can happen...and usually does. Usually inspired by real events, "The Cornett Universe" isn't meant to offend people, but rather to give you the laugh you've needed and to remind you that, yes, indeed, someone DOES have it worse than you do.

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The Cornett Universe #1: "A Strange Odor In The Air..."

by thecornettuniverse
2-21-06

At the Main View...


	C-Note, did you happen to take a shower before you came into work?


	Yes, Miss K. You're probably smelling my AXE body spray again. You asked me that the last time I wore it, remember?


	Come on, no body spray can smell that bad!


	This is the first time I've worn it in over a month, and you only ask me that on days that I wear AXE.


	Maybe you need to change deoderants then. You should try Secret...for a woman.


	Excuse me, but last time I checked, I didn't have the proper equipment for that, nor do I plan to install any new hardware!

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