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In "Chaos in Manchester", he was somewhat normal. In "JND.MP3", he was insane. Now, James M. "C-Note" Cornett, the skirt-chasing computer geek, is once again alone. With recent bickering going on between his friends, C-Note's job is about the only safe haven he has left, but he's not even safe there with all the isanity in the town of "North Mexico". But then, in the Cornett Universe, just about anything can happen...and usually does. Usually inspired by real events, "The Cornett Universe" isn't meant to offend people, but rather to give you the laugh you've needed and to remind you that, yes, indeed, someone DOES have it worse than you do.

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The Cornett Universe #2: "Don't Have A Head"

by thecornettuniverse
2-24-06

At the Main View...


	So C-Note, how do you like my hair?


	Looks sexy, Gigi! Going on a date?


	Oh no, just figured it was time for a change. Most guys are so distracted by my body, they don't even know I wear glasses.


	Still, you kinda have that 'just woke up' look, and most guys find that hot.


	You gotta be kidding! The most intimacy I've had in three years was getting my nails done and the girl--


	STOP! Unless a shampoo bottle and a female cop are somewhere involved in this, I don't want to hear any of the story!

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