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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Mothers Say The Darndest Things

by themushroom
7-23-07


	Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to my daughter Melissa!


	Melissa... 18, D-cup, five foot one, soccer player?


	Her. I took her to the clinic last week for a Depo-Provera shot so she could lose her virginity to her boyfriend.


	Wow... What a mom! So how did that turn out?

[actual quote from an actual mom]


	That same day he broke up with her to date a cheer- leader. The dumbass missed out on the finest piece he'd ever get.


	!!!

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attitudechicka says:

Wow.
posted Jul 24th, 2007 ( permalink )

Humpenstein says:

Hump gooooooooooooooooood...
posted Aug 26th, 2007 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

Especially in Melissa's case. Woot!
posted Aug 26th, 2007 ( permalink )

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