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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : The care and treatment of blueballs

by themushroom
7-28-07

This is a common occurance. Do not be fooled by his 'sincerity'...


	Don, I've got this medical condition called "blueballs". I need your help to treat and cure it.


	What can I do?

First, no man has ever died of "blue- balls" in the history of medicine;


	*The doctor says you* need to give me a blowjob.**


	well, I don't know...

Second, he will ask your best friend out, whether you blow him or not.


	*I will die* if you don't help. If you love me, you'll blow me. Or I'll have to ask your best friend to help.**


	I don't want him to die, and he may stop loving me if I don't... ugh...

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umfumdisi says:

Smurfs have blueballs, and none of those little bastards ever die!
posted Jul 28th, 2007 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

They also never get laid. Connection?
posted Jul 29th, 2007 ( permalink )

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