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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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CC370: VH1's 'Captain Caveman, The Untold Story'

by themushroom
10-11-07

Once the hit series went off the air, Captain Caveman needed to assimilate into modern society. He began by shaving and put away his Swiss Army Club, and got a real job.


	(unga bunga) Me carry you and groceries to car?


	Hey, aren't you...? lubricate

His has-been celeb status sometimes got him laid, but it still didn't get him into the pants of his former costars, his real goal. He has retired to the LaBrea Tar Pits.


	Hullo, Brenda. Nice see you at reunion show. For old time sake, can I show you my club? huh huh! (unga bunga)


	*Oh, Cavey Wavie... it's still no.* Taffy and I have been together since 1978 and we still make each other go "zowie!" Sorry.**

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