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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (1)

by themushroom
1-23-08

At some point around age 12 (give or take a couple years) your breasts will begin to grow. You must be aware: People will notice. All sorts of people.


	You're staring again, Bob.


	shit Sorry!

Adult females will either comment patronisingly that you are "growing up" or sternly advise you that you should start wearing a bra.


	You're staring again, Bob.


	shit Sorry!

Males of all ages won't say a word because they don't want you to know they noticed -- as if the inability to maintain eye contact wasn't a 'tell'.


	You're staring again, Bob.


	shit Sorry!

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