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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Yeastie Beasties - not that bread shit

by themushroom
11-17-08

You must be careful to keep your coochie clean, because it is highly succeptable to infection by eukaryotic microorganisms or fungus. This is called a yeast infection.


	sniff Uh, would you like to try some Monistat? I have a tube in my purse...


	huh?

Sometimes they can be painful and crack the skin; sometimes they are just a gooey white annoyance in your panties with an unpleasant odor. Do not ignore it.


	I notice that you're leaking froth. Have you tried jock-itch or athlete's foot spray for that?


	huh?

There is a reason why you have heard of beer shampoo but not beer douche. Men find white ooze in a woman's crotch, unless he put it there, a serious turn-off.


	Hey Donald, here's that person I was telling you about, that I drank beer from the snatch of!


	huh?... ahh!

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