themushroom's Comics 12/20/24 - Hey, what ever happened to The Mushroom? (Not much.)
02/06/24 - Target Greeter Girl #30: Know your place and stay there.
07/12/22 - Maidens' Primer: Eating a box lunch at the Y
06/30/22 - Target Greeter Girl #29 : Hell is other people - in retail.
04/21/20 - Covid, Our Man On The Street Interviewer, Goes To A Protest
04/11/20 - Maidens' Primer: Toys For Twats
01/06/19 - There's a water closet in your water closet. Inception!
01/06/19 - Target Greeter Girl #28 : Same shift, different year
01/05/19 - Maidens' Primer : A Warning About Online Suitors
12/05/16 - Made In China from United States components
12/04/16 - CC 657: Hold the mayo, too much mustard.
12/03/16 - WW 114: the Fuhrer furor
12/02/16 - Target Greeter Girl #27 : TGG Does Europe: Conclusion
12/02/16 - When your heart is 38 going on 11
11/29/16 - Target Greeter Girl #26 : TGG Does Europe: Missed me lately?
11/29/16 - Maidens' Primer : Girls are like you but with boobies.
02/18/11 - Target Greeter Girl #25 : The red-shirt dies first here too
02/17/11 - Maidens' Primer : Two in the pink, one in the stink
02/17/11 - Social networking: Operation Overlord & Underwhelm
02/15/11 - Say it loud, say it proud, wave it around
02/15/11 - Datevine FTS: To Redact A Criminal
02/15/11 - Hey, y'all remember me? Uh, you do?
02/13/11 - Maidens' Primer : Carpet munching for beginners
02/13/11 - I could never cut a perfect heart out of red paper
02/13/11 - They were free.
02/12/11 - Target Greeter Girl #24 : Meet The Blue (Ball) Crew
02/12/11 - Maidens' Primer : What is love? Baby don't hurt me no mo'
02/12/11 - Stretching out from the carbonite. Uh, wrong film.
01/25/09 - Maidens' Primer : With tit growth come pit growth
12/27/08 - r.i.p.: Harold Pinter (Oct 10, 1930 – Dec 24, 2008)
12/26/08 - r.i.p.: Eartha Kitt (Jan 17, 1927 – Dec 25, 2008)
12/17/08 - A true story: The Young Camwhore (2)
12/17/08 - A true story: The Young Camwhore (1)
12/17/08 - Maidens' Primer : The medical term is "pooties"
11/25/08 - template: The Cowboy Physics Joke
11/25/08 - Cowboy Physics: Redemption
11/23/08 - CC#408: Happiness is... landing that big roll, er, role
11/21/08 - WW#65: My First Time...
11/20/08 - CC #407: Sally sees a giant penis on TV and wants one
11/20/08 - template: The Sally Saw An Advertisement Joke
11/17/08 - Maidens' Primer : Yeastie Beasties - not that bread shit
11/16/08 - CC#407: On our stage in one minute: Man-rape!
11/09/08 - WW#64 : Good tidings to you and 'yours'
11/07/08 - Maidens' Primer : One Girl Two Cups
11/05/08 - Living tribute: Peter Thomas (6/28/1924 - present)
10/24/08 - Trick or Twat!
10/16/08 - Target Greeter Girl #23 : Fook-up the hook-up
10/14/08 - Maidens' Primer : He's more than a pretty face and a wallet
10/09/08 - Maidens' Primer : The heartbreak of Arid Clam Syndrome
10/07/08 - CC #402 : What I learned from Lit Classes over five years
10/05/08 - WW #61 : Pulling a train across the state (a true story)
10/05/08 - CC #402 : Hot sweet robot lovin', by the book
10/04/08 - CC #402 : If the title doesn't tell you something, RTFM.
09/24/08 - Maidens' Primer : Letting him in the back door
09/20/08 - Sorry, it's still the saturday's.
09/12/08 - CC #400: push, push...
09/11/08 - In Memorium (after dark)...
09/03/08 - CC #399: IRC and IRL Adventures
08/28/08 - Asher Heimerman meets Harry Potter (true story)
08/23/08 - WW #59: Kids love the great taste of Doggiecock!
08/13/08 - WW #59: Porn Flakes
08/10/08 - RIP Isaac Hayes (20-Aug-1942 - 10-Aug-2008)
08/09/08 - CC #397: Melty The Snowman wasn't a jolly happy soul
07/28/08 - CC396: from the mind of Jizzy Night into her pockets
07/25/08 - RCD #26: You don't have to be a priest...
07/20/08 - Target Greeter Girl #22 : Mutual mental masturbation
07/15/08 - WW 58: Go by bus and leave the drinking to us!
07/04/08 - Maidens' Primer : Be fresh as a spring day down there
06/17/08 - Family Circus outtake
06/17/08 - Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/16/08
06/05/08 - Target Greeter Girl #21 : Hot air (speech) balloons
05/22/08 - WW #56: The world's worst time...
05/16/08 - CC #389: Hey, Bungalow Bill? What did you kill?
05/16/08 - RCD #23: Next time just point, okay?
04/26/08 - OPC #47: A laugh riot
04/26/08 - OPC #47: Mediocre since 1938 (insp. by Bolo & Kane)
04/23/08 - BTC #76: Comet, it makes your eyes turn green...
04/23/08 - CC #387: "Lord Of The Flies" in three panels
04/22/08 - Osteocized
04/10/08 - RCD #20: Pee-Wee vs the Pensicola Adult Theatre RoboMopper
04/10/08 - CC #386: How November 15, 2000 should have happened
04/07/08 - RCD #20: Who else can deliver to a mailbox in the clouds?
03/26/08 - OPC #45: Is that a balloon animal or are you happy to see me
03/25/08 - FTC #132: Beware of dog
03/21/08 - CC #384: Based on a true security breach
03/20/08 - Target Greeter Girl #20 : This... is American Idolotry!
03/18/08 - OPC #44 : Music of Modern People (Part 2)
03/18/08 - OPC #44 : Punk's Not Dead, he's standing on the left
03/18/08 - OPC #44 : Music To Die By
03/18/08 - Inspired by a call center men's room
03/16/08 - Midnight Oil - Powderworks
03/15/08 - OPC #43: The Great Communicators (techno remix)
03/15/08 - FTC #131 : Machiavellian Clone
03/06/08 - Random Comic #17 - Inspirational Panel
03/03/08 - OPC #43: The Great Communicators (radio edit)
03/03/08 - OPC #43: The Great Communicators (7" mix)
02/28/08 - RCD #16: Religion, Explained
02/28/08 - I know the temperature of our new thermometer: Real Cool!
02/14/08 - A level playing field (a "Fair is Fair" remix)
02/12/08 - BTC #72: Significant packet loss in his TCP/IP-pee
02/11/08 - CC #380: Dead Poets' Society
02/04/08 - RCD #14: It's a bloodsport
02/01/08 - CC#379: When comedy is a bummer
01/29/08 - BTC #71: Spackletown Health Clinic, an EOE
01/29/08 - RCD #13: Downloading without a firewall can be dangerous
01/23/08 - Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (3)
01/23/08 - Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (2)
01/23/08 - Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (1)
01/07/08 - I Am Legend... but it's a secret
01/01/08 - RCD #12 - You never knew Death had gonads, didja?
01/01/08 - What (or who) are you doing New Year's Eve?
12/19/07 - More fun. More wow.
12/04/07 - CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 3
12/04/07 - CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 2
12/04/07 - CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 1
11/26/07 - Target Greeter Girl #19 : Holiday cheer comes once a year
11/26/07 - dicky dickiness from adoring strip fans
11/25/07 - Ray-Ray The Ex-Gay gets FanFic'd, 'Buffy'-style
11/23/07 - Schrödinger's cat is getting bored with being in limbo
11/23/07 - Uncle Melty meets the Randomly Appearing Snowman
11/23/07 - It's 'Buy Nothing Day', Charlie Brown!
11/20/07 - Happy Thanksgiving!
11/16/07 - If The Bradys Were Still On Television [remix]
11/16/07 - the power of positive thinking
11/16/07 - entr'acte drama
11/15/07 - Irons in the fire, wood in the firepit
11/15/07 - CC 374: Tryouts for "A Very Abe Christmas"
11/15/07 - Santa - Politically incorrect or psychologically damaging?
11/13/07 - Paris Hilton Tries To Help Drunken Elephants
11/12/07 - CC373: Don't fear the Reaper
11/07/07 - Ask and ye shall receive (bring KY)
11/04/07 - FTC 120: Marketing niches, nooks, and crannies
11/03/07 - Target Greeter Girl #18 : A penny for your thoughts buys...?
11/02/07 - Target Greeter Girl #17 : Idle minds are the devil's toybox
10/31/07 - CC372: You ain't a bookstore, izzya?
10/29/07 - CC372: Elmer Fudd Karaoke: Luther Ingram
10/28/07 - Maidens' Primer : Things not to insert into your vagina
10/24/07 - FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Incest Awareness Month Poster Boy
10/24/07 - FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Meteorologist
10/24/07 - FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Zoologist
10/24/07 - FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Penile Explainer
10/21/07 - Dumbledore is Gay [Remix]
10/21/07 - FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Erotic Asphixiator or Psycho?
10/21/07 - FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Honest Lonely Flickr User
10/21/07 - FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Poet
10/13/07 - RCD #9: Keeping it all in the family
10/12/07 - CC371: Zombi-tastrophy scene 4
10/11/07 - CC370: VH1's 'Captain Caveman, The Untold Story'
10/06/07 - Maidens' Primer : Your first gyno exam
10/04/07 - RCD #8: The priest that passes understanding
10/02/07 - RCD #7: Even robots get the blue(ball)s.
09/30/07 - CC369: Super Father Frank's win-win situation
09/28/07 - RCD #7: He's got a point...
09/21/07 - Target Greeter Girl #16 : A romantic beach adventure for one
09/21/07 - CC368: Tobor comes out of the closet, to Bruce's delight
09/18/07 - CC368: The Studio Audience (Paging Doctor Springer)
09/15/07 - CC368: Nobody Appreciates Milton, The Office Zombie
09/13/07 - FTC 117: Why we have a substitute teacher from now on
09/13/07 - RCD #6: Jack was unclear on human sexual functions
09/12/07 - Zombie Flick I'd Like To See (the alternate version)
09/12/07 - Zombie Flick I'd Like To See
09/12/07 - Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 9/11/07
09/08/07 - CC367: Objects in rear-view mirror are no longer relevant.
09/08/07 - The Frenchman and The Idiot
09/02/07 - for Coolancs: giving King Steven the scepter
08/30/07 - CC366: Tonight on FOX, a very special episode of COPS
08/27/07 - CC366: From the mouths of babes...
08/24/07 - Target Greeter Girl #15 : Still waters rub deep
08/19/07 - It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel gyped
08/13/07 - Maidens' Primer : Playing the slots for amusement
08/11/07 - Target Greeter Girl #14 : It's not who you know...
08/10/07 - Target Greeter Girl #13 : Honey Glaze Ham with Mint Sauce
08/09/07 - When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...
08/07/07 - Maidens' Primer : The surprise rise between thighs in Levi's
08/06/07 - CC395: In the "ball room" at Småland, pørk pørk pørk!!
08/06/07 - Careers Summarized: Pizza delivery driver
08/04/07 - Maidens' Primer : Choosing a beltless sanitary napkin
08/03/07 - Target Greeter Girl #12 : What you don't know won't kill me
08/02/07 - Target Greeter Girl #11 : The Pen Is Mighter Than The Sword
08/02/07 - Why Family Circus is One Panel: 12/7/70
08/02/07 - Television Land Done Wrong in One Panel or Less
08/01/07 - Target Greeter Girl #10 : It's a series of tubesteaks
07/30/07 - Maidens' Primer : The two protrusions on your chest
07/29/07 - Maidens' Primer : For that not-so-fresh feeling (part 2)
07/29/07 - Maidens' Primer : For that not-so-fresh feeling (part 1)
07/28/07 - Maidens' Primer : The care and treatment of blueballs
07/28/07 - Maidens' Primer : What girls in skirts ought to know
07/26/07 - Target Greeter Girl #9 : The Best Laid Plans...
07/26/07 - Don't get your fish where you get your bread
07/23/07 - Target Greeter Girl #8 : What We Hide In Plain View
07/23/07 - Mothers Say The Darndest Things
07/23/07 - Target Greeter Girl #7 : Get High On Yourself
07/22/07 - The Calliape Crashed To The Ground
07/22/07 - Something To Do
07/21/07 - r.i.p. Melvin Jerome Blanc (5/30/1908 – 7/10/1989)
07/21/07 - Target Greeter Girl #6 : Alone Again, Naturally
07/20/07 - Target Greeter Girl #5 : Self-Control
07/19/07 - Target Greeter Girl #4 : Where To Scratch An Itch
07/18/07 - CC395: Mindy's Anti-Pedo Defense (-10HP)
07/18/07 - Things I Learned From Sue Johansson
07/18/07 - Target Greeter Girl #3 : You can't fool Mother Nature
07/17/07 - Target Greeter Girl #2 : Nebbishim Ulterior Motives
07/17/07 - Target Greeter Girl #1 : Big Bucks, No Whammies
07/17/07 - The Prince of Rinse
07/03/07 - Suffer The Children and everyone around them
